I would like my life back

British Petroleum CEO Tony Hayward wants his life back. Okay, he's a tard to the nth degree, and that's an insult to people with mental disabilities. The Crackpot couldn't believe this one and choked on the swallow of jitter juice when this comment was brought to his attention.

Hayward, who in 2009 earned a salary of £1,045,000, which equals the paltry sum of $1,527,331 USD, and doesn't include his multi-millions in bonuses, has been inconvenienced. It's unfortunate that he has to dedicate so much of his time to working on the massive oil spill mess that his company caused on his watch that has pretty much wrecked the lives of people who make a living in the Gulf of Mexico off the Louisiana coast. It's a crying shame that he has to deal with this thorn in his side when families are grieving over the loss the 11 people who died on the oil rig explosion. Poor Tony. Life must me really rough. The poor limey bastard probably has to put in a full day's day work and maybe even overtime.

While Hayward would like his probably cushy life back, Tom Young, a fisherman from Louisiana's oil-soaked coast said his way of life is over.

"It's the end, the apocalypse and no one outside of these few parishes really cares," Young said in an interview in the the Times Online. "They say they do, but they don't do nothing but talk…Where's the person who says these are real people, real people with families, and they are hurting."